September 2011
7 posts
WatchIn honor of Andy Rooney’s imminent retirement from 60 Minutes, here’s a clip of ninety year old Andy going to a grocery store and aimlessly complaining about fruit.
Thanks to Ben for first showing this to me years ago. As he wrote at the time: “Is there really a difference between brilliant alternative comedy and the early stages of dementia? Andy Rooney says no.”
“But when you’re in front of an audience and you make them laugh at a new...”
– George Carlin, Last Words
At the VMAs
INT. VMA RED CARPET
[KREAYSHAWN, a sloppy, tatted up little punk, stands on the red carpet with NICKI MINAJ, who’s dressed like a Japanese nightmare.]
KREAYSHAWN: Hey y’all, I’m here on the VMA red carpet with Nicki Minaj. Yo, so ever since Lady Gaga wore that meat dress last year, the bar’s been like hella raised on people wearin’ crazy shit to the VMAs. Nicki, what the eff is this?
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