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Reader Submission: Title and Redesign by comedian/writer Adam Conover

J.D. Salinger: Franny and Zooey

My contribution to my friend Dan’s hilarious Better Book Titles. Salinger’s a great writer, but come on, Glass family — you’re incredibly rich, you live on the Upper East Side, and you’re all super-geniuses. Why not just say, “Jesus Christ, thank God I’m the luckiest person on the face of the Earth!” and then get the fuck back to work.

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   favorite book. MAD

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    I’m Reading this right now.

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    Yep. One of my favorite books, but so true.

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    Essentially….yes

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    I’m such a Salinger bitch but this too fucking true.

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    makes sense why i liked it so much in high school. I was already mopey. I just wished I was rich too.

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    As much as I like love this book, this is a way more accurate title.

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