What’s Hack - Week of March 6th, 2011
The following memo amends the list of subjects determined to be hack. Whenever possible, please avoid making jokes that are about or otherwise incorporate the following:
- Star Wars
- Video games
- Jerry Seinfeld impressions
- The phrase “I love me some”
- Venn diagrams
- Being bored of Charlie Sheen jokes (Charlie Sheen jokes: Ok again.)
- Liking the Simpsons
- Tyler Perry movies (Note: White people only)
- Banh Mi sandwiches
- Rape
- That feeling where you think you feel your cellphone vibrate in your pocket but then realize it didn’t really
- Rumspringa
- Plaid shorts
- “Remember Pogs? What the fuck were those things?”
- Misuse of apostrophes
- “Vajazzling”
- Humorously altered comic strips
- Jokes in which the punchline is that you did heroin, attacked a woman, or performed a blowjob, when you have in fact never done any of those things
- Pooping
- Lists
