Differences Between New York and LA
Not many people realize this, but there are a lot of differences between New York and Los Angeles. Some of them are very amusing! For instance:
- New York and Los Angeles are located in two different places! For example, if you are in New York, you cannot be in Los Angeles at the same time. This is because they are different cities that are thousands of miles apart.
- New York is in New York State, while Los Angeles is in California; these two states only share one-fifth of their letters.
- In New York, you often run into assholes with BlackBerries who work on Wall Street and live on the Upper West Side. In Los Angeles, the assholes with BlackBerries live and work in different places.
- Los Angeles’ governor was recently involved in an extramarital sex scandal. By contrast, the governor of New York had sex with an entirely different woman.
- New Yorkers like to make fun of people from New Jersey. Angelenos like to make fun of people from New Jersey three hours earlier.
- The Mayor of New York is a short little Jewish billionaire named Michael Bloomberg. The Mayor of Los Angeles, on the other hand, is a man whose name I don’t know.
- People in Los Angeles are fake. But in New York, fake people live near an ocean called “the Atlantic.”
- New Yorkers think they’re better than the rest of the country. Angelenos, on the other hand, only think they’re better than the part of the country to the east of them.
- New York is an unparalleled hub of international commerce and culture, and is one the world’s truly global cities, offering an infinite variety of activities, opportunities, and experiences. The same is true of Los Angeles; but plus, LA has an Ed Hardy store.
